"'I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!' - The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz"
Time to vote for Scary Stud of the Year 2009
By Superheidi on January 4th, 2010
It's time to vote for Scary Stud of the Year 2009! Stroll down memory lane with our funny, sexy, charming scary studs of 2009 and let us know which one you think deserves the crown. Voting ends January 31, 2010.*
Dani Filth, Billy Garberina, Robert Patrick, Eli Roth, Corin Nemec, Mike J. Nelson, Tom Atkins, and Scott Norton.
*FAQs:
Q: Is this a sexist contest?
A: Yes.
Q: Isn't that hypocritical of Pretty/Scary?
A: Well, we're using irony and sweet sweet sarcasm to point out how ridiculous contests like these really are. We're actually trying to show how, when reversed, these kind of cheesecake genre layouts and interviews are really pretty silly and unnecessary. It is intended to be lighthearted and funny, while celebrating these men's careers in genre film.
Q: Do the men know what they're being interviewed for?
A: Yes, the interviewees are all in on the joke.
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Parody is an awesome thing.
Parody is an awesome thing. Plus, this contest gives me an opportunity to stare at other men's packages.
sexist?
who cares, i spend my life surrounded by sexists, you gotta take what others give!
also Dani Filth????? i did a music video with him and he tried to snog me, it was disgusting, rather like his short ass and sticking out ears!
I hope "Scott" is Scotto,
I hope "Scott" is Scotto, because that's who I want to win and who I voted for. Go Scotto, Go!
LOL that is Scotto!!!!
LOL that is Scotto!!!!
Scotto is ahead in the polls.
Scotto is ahead in the polls. I predict that as Scary Stud of the Year Scotto will bring peace to the land of Pretty Scary and rule with a firm but fair attitude. I think this is neat - it's a real democratic voting process, as opposed to the one we have in America. I read Billy Gaberinas' Stud page, mostly to see who dared display the audacity to challenge Scotto's meteoric rise to the top of the charts, and was somewhat disappointed to find that the guy actually seems pretty cool. No matter though, my vote/loyalty lies with the one true king, Scotto!