It's time to make fun of the 'Twilight: New Moon' Trailer!

Submitted by Superheidi on 06/02/2009

Films

The Twilight Saga: New Moon is out Nov 20, 2009, and we just can't stop trying to piss of Twilight fans. Why? Why not!

We just got the trailer to New Moon, and we're showing it for your 'I hate teenagers' pleasure! When Jasper ruins prom/Bella's birthday by running at her and trying to grab her boobs, her dick boyfriend Edward (who doesn't even know how to kiss) dumps her, blaming her for it! Edward just ruined Prom!...

Bella's black friend with dreadlocks tries to tell her the truth: that teenage boys don't have feelings, and that she should forget about Edward. Then he smokes pot and has a drum circle before attempting to rape her.

That's when a sexy gay native american named Jacob rips his shirt off and growls at the screen, and sics his dog on the Rasta guy because he doesn't like black people.

This film doesn't really sound like it has a very good storyline, based on this trailer.

Ugh. Twatlight Strikes Again.

Submitted by BJ-C on 06/02/2009.

My little sister made the entire house go quiet to watch the Twatlight trailer/clipit/teaser during the MTV awards. Is this really what my generation is bringing to the table? Blow me.

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Oh my god... You're so

Submitted by liza.st.jean on 06/02/2009.

Oh my god... You're *so* funny... Not. I suggest you get a new hobby because bashing on Twilight is so overdone. It's quite pathetic. Good luck hobby searching.

Yes but...

Submitted by Ms Harker on 06/02/2009.

Yes the Twilight bashing will soon reach its expiry date, but how do we stop the incessant Twilight machine bashing us at every turn? Riddle me that twi-nuts? I am still convinced there is some type of disorder attached to the film, for those under a certain age, maybe it has subliminal messages in it that only those under the age of 17 can see? No definitely some type of disorder, I will grab my trusty diagnostic manual and commence a randomised control trial to find the answer to Twatlight Mania Disorder or TMD...

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Liza -

Submitted by Superheidi on 06/02/2009.

Liza, maybe you can loan me one of your hobbies since I can't seem to find anything to do other than bash Twilight... oh, unless your hobby is signing up on websites to bash people who bash Twilight. Because I don't feel like that would be an inprovement hobby-wise.

Stop!

Submitted by quietearth on 06/02/2009.

I've got an idea.. just ignore it.. even though Kristin Stewart is hot.

Kristin stewart looks like a

Submitted by asharceneaux on 06/02/2009.

Kristin stewart looks like a crackwhore in the making. She's got that sallow-faced, cheek-bone-jutting, blank-eyed look down pat. Give her five more years...

And we will never, ever, ever stop bashing Twatlight (love that. it's mine now).

I think your synopsis, Heidi, makes more sense than the book or trailer ever did. This one looks more angsty than is humanly tolerable for anyone over the age of 16.

I like it when vampires are the bad guys, and they slay everyone and anyone with no prejudice. The kind that definitely don't stop cuz their penises sparkle when some 'special' chick gets close.