The Grossest Cookbook in the World; 'A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes'

Thanks to Pretty/Scary's Filmgal for pointing out this disgusting new cookbook that everyone needs to give to their weird sister for Christmas: Natural Harvest - a Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer. Semen-Based. Semen. Semen. Recipe. Semen Recipe.

How one is to 'aqcuire' semen for recipes, I wonder. This really does beg the question, "Does one stoop to use one's own semen, if one can produce semen?" Is it okay to ask a friend for his?...

The blurb calls semen 'inexpensive' (too true) and says, "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic." Oh so true. With interesting tidbits of knowledge like "Seafood and Semen are made for each other" and "A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm" its a bargain at 24.95$ US. I mean, isn't something like this worth so much, much more? Isn't it practically priceless? Imagine the look on mom's face!

What people are saying:

- The mashed potatoes recipe in this book is particularly recommended by cell mates at every Federal Prison in the country!

- The Tossed Salad was a big hit at our Mens' Club Meeting.

- We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made.

Once you realize the plethora of semen and semen-based jokes to be made, while attempting not to gag as you actually read the recipes, you'll understand why this book must be bought, and new editions must continue to be printed. As God is my witness.

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